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I love how Billie is even more into it than David
The bottom middle one though
Can we just appreciate the excellent hip movement of Freema
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How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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Dead.
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Lahve.
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Today I Snapchatted my friends my interpretation of all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody.
I regret none of my choices in life and respect the hell out of myself.
It’s important to remember that you should never be afraid to be yourself.
Even if you’re fucking weird and pointless like me.
New thing about my life and how utterly useless I am, but at least I can make people laugh.
That’s something, right?
they say that humans
are meant to be nomads
because babies sleep best
when they’re rocked
at walking pacei don’t know if that’s right
but sometimes i get that feeling
that if right now
i put on my sneakers
and walked out the door
i could go forever
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i got so many compliments today they were all from me but that doesn’t matter because my opinion is the only one that matters
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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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