i either buy a jug of milk and use it up way too fast or i buy a jug of milk and ration it so it lasts as long as possible and then i have to drink a whole gallon over the course of two days before it expires. nothing is permanent, everything is temporary. any semblance of control you think you have over your life is an illusion. we are insects clinging to a rock flying through space at speeds you can only imagine.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse